Wasanelder Once

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  The New Gog of Magog Understanding Proves They Never Teach The Truth

  by minimus in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  they insist that their understanding of the bible is correct.

  if you challenged their current view, you would be considered an apostate.

  what they teach as the truth, constantly changes.

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  Gag of Moregag, sums it up.
  
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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  by brandnew in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if getting ready means putting on a suit........ you might be a j.w.. if going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ......... you might be a j.w.. please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; ).

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  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  If shiny ornaments and trees in the house make you have a fit of self righteousness.

  YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.

  If no one can say "Good Luck" to you without your correcting them.
  
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  Paradise & the Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Honesty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jehovah's witnesses are taught that it will be joy to be around a lion or other such animal without fear in paradise:.

  it truly will be paradise restored.

  what of the joy to be around a lion or other such animal without fear?

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  If the Lions make it, the Packers better make it too!
  
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  Isn't John fun? I thought it was funny. "You must have connections" says it all! right?
  
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  The Cruelty of JW's

  by Blackfalcon98 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i was scrolling my social media account and i saw this from a dub: .

  "i think the bible account of jael is probably my favorite.

  she was very courageous when she drove that pin into sisera's head....while he was asleep!

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  Gotta admit I wasn't so blood thirsty. In the Heb scripts, Muppim, Huppim and Ard. They sounds so Dr. Suess.
  
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  I just had a thought about the new KH design

  by JeffT in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been trying to figure out the purpose of the new (bland, commercial style) building that the gb is pushing.

  it is not a design that attracts attention, nor does it offer a lot in future resale value.

  it will be more difficult to build than the wood residential style buildings, meaning they can't use their cheap unskilled labor force for a lot of the work.

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  All Kingdom Halls have a dedication which sanctifies it for "pure worship". I am sure they wouldn't let it be defiled by "worldly people."
  
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  All this new JW.org stuff is hurting my brain

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i just watched the singing cart video.

  i literally cannot describe how i felt watching that.. growing up as a jw was serious business.

  we had to take the preaching work seriously, watch our conduct, give a good witness by our actions, and be on our best behaviour to ensure we made it through the great tribulation.. when i was a child, i had dreams of being a cartoonist.

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  (1 John 2:15-16) . . .Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16 because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world."
  

  They don't seem to quote this much any more do they?
  
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  Sam's watch

  by Slidin Fast in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just started to watch the february broadcast when i noticed a metallic rattle over the drone of sam's voice.

  (does that man speak with a mouth full of chowin' tobacco or is he choking on the rubbish he reads off the autocue?).

  yep it's his rolex.

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  You hit it out of the park Slidin Fast! My sentiments exactly. Should the RF also aspire to have such wealth too? Who would pay for the settlements with all the victims? And how worldly are imitation Rolex's compared to tight pants?
  
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  HOW EXACTLY does god communicate with or direct the GB?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we're all familiar with the organisations claims (and have seen the flow diagrams in books and mags) that the gb is "directed by god".

  in turn, the local elders are "directed by god".

  so, how exactly do they suppose this happens?

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  Jehovah used to use a FAX machine, then it was Email. Now its all texting baby!
  
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  Translating and deciphering witness expressions.

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i wanted to start a thread with correct explanations of what witnesses really mean when they say stuff... please add to it!.

  "we missed you at the last meeting" = "where were you?

  why did you miss a meeting!?".

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  Wasanelder Once

  Said in public prayer: "Thank you, Jehovah, for the many blessings we receive through your earthly channel." = "Who needs Jesus anyway?"

  "Here brother territory overseer, I am through with this territory." = "I found this in the bottom of my purse where its been for three months."

  "Using my new tablet to show people JW. Org is so effective!" = "Thank God I don't have to think and listen to people say anything any more."

  "The spiritual food has never been better!" = "It makes no sense to me so it must be spiritual."